tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

why is life so hard
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